Redneck Ride through the Christmas Lights

C'mon now!  You know you're curious.  Just what happens on the predominently Redneck Ozarks Light Tour?!  That's a tough one to summarize, since each and every tour is different!  So much of the comedy is based on quick-witted banter with occupants on the bus.  The tour I took was absolutley hilarious.  If you want to take your whole family they'll have a great time!  (I would caution some of the jokes are adult humor.)  If you don't mind a little sass, then this tour is just right.  It seemed like everybody anticipated having a good time and indeed, everybody had a good time.  The mood was festive.  The bus was decorated with Christmas lights and plenty of Redneck touchs. Laughter ws in the air!As we "toodled" through town, we saw many beautiful lighting displays as area businesses go all out when it comes to Ozark Mountain Christmas!  It was awesome to have Floyd at the wheel, taking good care of us, as Mayhem entertained us with stories and jokes.  As we entered historic downtown Branson, we passed the beautiful Branson Scenic Railway, home of the Ozark Zephyr sightseeing excursions and the Polar Express Christmas excursions.  I was struck by the beauty of downtown from a different perspective, as we eased into a designated parking spot at the Branson Landing. Here we were able to get out and take it all in.  We were surrounded by lovely decorations, light hearts, happy visitors, delightful aromas, & delicious treats!  

Once back on the bus, we headed for my favorite lighting display Lights of Joy!  Somehow the mood was even lighter and I thought this was definitely a great way to experience Branson at Christmas time!  Oos and ahhs filled the air as we drove through.  We saw all kinds of whimsical displays, traditional, and the unrivaled Nativity Scene.

We ended the tour back with some endearing stories of Floyd's time touring with the infamous Roy Clark and a rowdy Merry Christmas to all as we were helped off the bus and scurried on our collective way.  I found I was smiling for hours recalling the fun we had aboard this festive Redneck bus.  And I'm smiling again, writing this, reminiscing, and anticipating my next excursion aboard this unique comedy attraction.